Written by Johnny Wolf
Topics: Best of the blog - Must Reads
Hey guys, some of you were asking for this lay report, but I think I had to take this off my blog sometime back because of some chick I was dating or some crazy shit. But here it is again.
By the way, a couple guys in the community including Johnny Soporno say that the double cold approach threesome and Mystery’s 5 for 5 pull challenge are the two things PUAs should be aim for at the master level. I say, fuck it, just have fun.
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This is my first…and possible a community first, double cold approach threesome.
It all started early in the day with State building inner game
As I was driving in the car I thought to myself…this really sucks. Ever since I started professionally coaching pick up, my own personal relationship life has gone to shit. I’m traveling almost every weekend, I host seminars and lair events during the week, and when I’m out at night, it’s because I’m trying to get one of my students laid and not myself.
Then I told myself….fuck it. It doesn’t matter. I’ll make time. I’ll find a girl that has the same fucked up schedule as me, one that will be okay with me teaching pick up, and someone I can be honest with. I deserve it, I’m a good person, I’m honest, genuine, caring, and I would protect whoever I’m with. I deserve the perfect girl and I am going to find her.
At the bar: Textbook Game Structure, with Brutal Honesty
It’s a random Tuesday night, I’m at a dive bar in Los Angeles…and I go out to the smoking area. I see a cute blonde that I had met at another bar once before, and she helps me social proof myself by giving me a hug and saying hi. I turn and see a really cute white girl…whom we’ll call Peaches, and I immediately open her naturally saying “Hi, what’s up?” She introduces herself, and for some reason…I decide to introduce myself as “Johnny Wolf.” She asks if that’s some type of porn star name…and I tell her that I have a random profession…before telling her, I ask if she would ever not date a guy simply because of what he does for a living. And she responds with a story about an NFL Football player she used to date, and why they broke up. I then be completely honest and tell her straight out that I teach men how to pick up women.
Then this really hot Brazilian girl walks by us…and Peaches lights up and tells me she’s hot. I ask Peaches if she would like to kiss her, and she shyly giggles yes. I immediately AMOG the two guys that the Brazilian girl is with. (we’ll call her Nina) And I bring her into the conversation and introduce her to Peaches. I tell them both that they are fucking sexy, and that they should kiss. They both…still looking at me, giggled yes, but they wouldn’t look at each other. I felt that they were shy and didn’t want to make the move…so I bait it again by saying how hot it would be if they did…then I gently guide their faces into each other to kiss. I then BLP myself into the corner to lock myself in, and so the two AMOGs or other random guys can’t come into the set.
I whisper in Peaches ear, “you’re welcome” and kiss her for the first time…we make out for a little while, then the three of us goes inside to sit down. I knew it was on, I just had to figure out the logistics. I drove, so did Peaches, and Nina came with 4 friends. I keep referring to everything as “we” and they catch on…”we should go sing karaoke back at my house after this.” I do this to plant the seed of a possible threesome in their minds. Then I almost get thrown off track when Nina decides to ask “I heard Japanese guys have small dicks” (by the way, I’m Taiwanese, but she meant Oriental in general) Luckily, I keep my frame, by telling her that if she’s a good girl, she’ll get to find out herself tonight.
Since the four friends at the table with us, I figure that I’ll have to befriend them and make them okay with me taking Nina home. I do this by asking if they are judgmental, or if they let their friends have fun and do what they want to do. I then ask, if the friends would be okay if Nina and Peaches kissed. They makeout for a while…then I joined in by making out with Peaches, and not Nina yet. I start introducing the topic of sex, and a threesome verbally, keeping it light hearted but not laughing or breaking frame during and they are both receptive. I decide that 1:03am would be a good time to pull, since waiting till closing adds other obstacle. I lead it by “asking” if they are both ready to leave…and I work out the logistics. Nina goes in Peaches car, they both have my cell number and address. I walk them to their car, and have them follow me home.
Once we get to the house, I make them take off their shoes, turn on some music and pour some drinks. (they both only had 1 sip each, and I made mine virgin) We play with my cat for a while…and then while Peaches is in the bathroom, Nina and I start making out…and her top comes off. Peaches joins in, and clothes start coming off everywhere. Which is when I move it into the bathroom.
The Sex:
My goals were to make sure both girls came first, before I even started fucking them. Which was pretty easy when there are two girls eating each other out and fingering each other. The mini bullet vibrator helped too. I keep my cool…and my pants on for the first 30 minutes. Where I would periodically touch them or come in for a kiss. I switch in and lick both of their clits, and finger them. And I randomly decide that this is too hot to not have on camera. So I pick up my camera…take a few photos, without asking, and neither of them say anything, so I put it in video mode and start recording. The light was horrible…so I decide to risk killing the state for good lighting, and turn on the room lights.
They were both so into it by then they didn’t stop…but Nina said that she’s taking the memory card afterwards, and Peaches said she’ll sue me if I ever upload it online. I plow through sexually turning them on more doing some hot game…then I tell them it’s time for some dick. I think my exact words were:
“As sexy as the two of you are…I think it’s time for some dick”
That’s when they both start taking my pants off…and rubbing my cock…Peaches is the first to start giving me a blowjob, then Nina switches off…for a while I have both of them down on me at once. Peaches is giving me some amazing head, while Nina is behind me rubbing my back…licking and biting me. I lay Peaches down on the bed and start fucking her missionary, while Nina sits on her face having Peaches eat her out. We switch off having me fuck Nina doggy style while she eats out Peaches…then I finish off inside of Peaches doggy style.
The best thing is…I have the entire thing on video! I would never post it online anywhere, but I’ll bring my laptop with me to the London bootcamp, and show you guys in person. The video came out great, especially the clip where it starts with the two girls laying on my bed naked, touching each other, and me walking up saying “I think it’s time for some dick”
What I learned from tonight was the following:
Inner game is vital. You have to believe that you deserve women, and YOU are a good catch.
Lifestyle is important. Looking at the video, I realized how fat I am. And when I say fat, i’m really over weight, 225lbs currently which is 16 stone. I would absolutely rather be too skinny than fat…as far as ease of pick up is concerned. Luckily I’ve recently dedicated myself to a new gym, and have been eating well and exercising 4 times a week. Even though I’m not there yet, the fact that i’m on my way to being in shape allows me to feel good about myself.
You can be as honest as you want. I never thought that I could openly tell a girl right when I first meet her that i’m a professional pick up instructor. But being absoutely honest made it happen…and if anything, she was impressed that I was able to pull the other girl for her…us.
You can be natural and not use a single routine. However, you need to follow a structure if you want to get laid. Never for a moment, did I forget my ABCs of Attraction while in that set. Also, the AMOG tatics helped me greatly, as well as the frame control and logistic management.
Threesomes are fun and easy:
Well, not easy to pull off. But once you’re fucking…it’s easy to please both girls if they are both into each other. And it was definitely one of the best nights of my life.
By the way, my house mate Asian Playboy and I had this stupid bet…where we bought one of those WWE Wrestling Championsip Belts who was to be awarded to whoever got the first cold approach threesome. He technically had the first threesome since we moved into the house nicknamed Project: Forbidden City, but it was with his LTR, and a girl that I had introduced him to….so warm approach/social circle, and LTR. Still mad props to him, but I won the belt! Woohoo.
It’s good to set goals
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