The Be a "Latin Lover" Method

The Be a "Latin Lover" Method

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Easy way to fuck any HB10 within an hour of meeting. Destroys all the usual PU sticking points. Here goes!

(1) Grow your hair out to be long - then dye it black (or if you're a pussy who doesn't want to invest in becoming an authentic latin lover then just get a wig).

(2) Dress like a eurofag.

(3) Wander the streets holding a map until you spot a target. Then open with (in your best french/italian/greek accent): "'ello my dearest - I'm not so good with finding, uh, how you say... where I am. Can you tell me...uh...how you say.....to get to the cafe?"
At this point, the HB10 will think all her Christmases have come at once - see for a white, english speaking woman (USA/Britan) - french/italian/greek men = studmuffin.

At this point she will tell you where the nearest coffee shop is, you reply with "Merci madamoiselle, you are..how you say....an angel. But I no can read this map. Maybe you can help me to find this cafe?"

(4) Still wet in the panties from the thought of your mediterranean sausage she will find a nice coffee shop with you.
Now go in for the kill.
Remember - you're a stranger in a strange land, so be vulnerable.
Phrases like "my love, you make my 'eart go boom boom" are great here.
Any cheesy chat up line that previously got you blown out will now works wonders - so use em all.

(5) At some point the bitch will get bored of your crappy English and pointless lack of conversation and will be itching for you to suggest you go back to hers.
Do so.

(6) Enjoy!


Protip #1: For that authentic bad english experience use the phrase "um...how you say....." a lot. And I mean A LOT. And apologise for you bad English.

Protip #2: Don't worry if you're asian - there are French Asians, Italian Asians and Greek Asian's too.

Protip #3: Keep in character. Stuff like "Yeehaw! I'm riding ya like a porcupine in the mating season baby!" or (if you're a Brit) "Bloody hell love, that was a smashing shag" will GET YOU BUSTED.

Now fly my pretties!